You still can't beat GameFAQs.

That's all we ever get is fake drama.

A fresh coat of paint over an old beat-up junker

Nobody told me this game was about stick waggling.

I was expecting a lot more insufferable banter between our protagonists, but apparently that will have to wait until next episode.

If narrowly.

Nobody told me there could be random encounters indoors.

Or else I'll never see the ending.

Look out, Nina, there's a new, uh, protagonist in town.

I'm sure he has them.

lol

It's one of those hockey sticks.