If there's gonna be a computer in a game I should be able to snoop it for pornography.

~(⌑:°♡})~ invokes the engagement conch.

Alec gets a ducks.

hip-hip and so forth

Watch out for lightning strikes and the demiurge.

Is skinflint a slur? Is that an okay thing to say?

You know the one.

You wanna get a real MAN'S workout in you listen up good.

Something's in the air.

Everybody's favorite category of storytelling.

Or whatever one, uh, the fish one. Not the bird one.

These quests are bullshit.