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Substantial Concussive Injury

This kid LOVES to bounce his ball on his head. He's got such a big smile on his face that nobody has the heart to tell him he's risking early onset Alzheimer's

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Choose Wisely

Making choices is hard. Making the wise choice is even harder, and it gets harder the more choices you have to make. This advanced simulation game* will make YOU a better decision maker in real life**

*unsubstantiated

**grossly unsubstantiated

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My Grampa, My Hero

There are children in need of saving, and Grampa is all about that. Guide Grampa as he avoids the cops and saves as many children as he can get his wrinkly old hands on.

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SharkTease

Grampa is at his old tricks again, and this time his eyes are set on the majestic shark. Carefully time his exposure to get the shark's hopes up while also keeping his bowels intact.

Android only. Other versions maybe eventually.

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Grampa's Magic Gun


Grampa's Magic Gun

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Globicide: Earth is Dead

Globicide: Earth is Dead is an old-school arcade shooter set on a decaying Earth. One or Two players can shoot and dodge strange enemies through eight unique stages choosing from two difficulty levels as they search for the cause of the corruption.

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